As the first quarter grading period will end this Friday, students are suddenly very interested in their grades. It’s so curious how they will wait until the last week of the grading period to ask forgiveness for the previous 8 weeks of sins. It usually sounds something like this: “Mr. B, is there anything I can do to bring up my grade?” or “Mr. B, do you have any extra credit I can do?” or “Mr. B, I really need to get a C in this class. Can I clean your board or your desks for some extra credit?”

I sure would like to get my hands on the scoundrel who invented “extra” credit.  It’s almost like extra credit is a religion that students in which students blindy place their faith — they hope that it will save them from judgement for their sins.  I just tell my students, “Sorry, you should put forth a consistent effort throughout the entire course.  Then this wouldn’t be an issue.”

Here’s an image I created — obviously playing off of the Nike logo and slogan. I have this posted on the wall in my classroom. Whenever my students start to become lazy, I just point to this sign.

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I tried something new today for a review over the basic probability chapter in my Statistics textbook. I created worksheets that contained approximately 50 exercises from the topics we have been discussing. I then assigned each problem a point value - easier problems were worth one point, harder problems were worth 3 points, and ones in the middle were worth 2 points.

Then I told the students that they had two tasks to complete today. The first was to complete 15 points worth of problems to be turned in and graded. This way, they could choose any combination of problems to solve whose combined point value was at least 15 points. The second task was for them to correctly solve a problem of their choosing and then present that solution to the class. If they chose to solve and present a 3-point problem, then they would earn 3 mythical extra credit points. If they chose to solve and present 1-point problem, they had an easier time at it, but the rewards were less (1 point extra credit).

This seemed to work very well today. The students enjoyed having the ability to choose which problems to solve. They also enjoyed listening to their peers explain solutions and rationale to the exercises.

[The phrase “mythical extra credit points” is one that I saw used by Dan Greene on his blog. As a math teacher, and I’m sure others can attest to this, I know that giving a student 3 or 5 or x extra credit points can mean as much or as little as you want it to. “Mythical” seems so fitting.]

Call 1, made at 4:22 pm while driving home from school.

Mr. B: Hello Mr. Schwartz. This is Mr. B, your daughter Jessica’s Statistics teacher. I’m calling because I’ve been having trouble with the amount of talking that Jessica has been doing in my class. Despite several one-on-one converstations with her about the importance of paying attention and not distracting others, she continues to create a disruption. If this continues, I will simply ask her to leave the class and spend the remainder of it in the principal’s office. If you are able to help the situation any from your end, I would greatly appreciate it.

Mr. Schwartz: Rest assured Mr. B, I will deal with this tonight. You will not have any other problems like this from Jessica.

Mr. B.: (Thinks to himself: Yeah, I’ve heard that before.) Thank you very much.

Call 2, made at 4:26 pm while stuck in traffic on the way home from school.

Mr. B.: Hello Ms. Clark. This is Mr. B, your daughter Markesha’s advisory teacher. I’m calling to let you know that I took Markesha’s cell phone from her today. She thought that she would try to be sneaky by hiding in the corner of my classroom and sending text-messages to her friends. She must have forgotten what I always tell my students: “You are not more sneaky than me. I know what you did, what you are doing, and what you will do.” If you would like to get the phone back for her, you may personally come by and pick it up in the main office at school.

Ms. Clark: Well, Markesha knows that she’s not supposed to use her phone in school. But I’ll speak to her about it again.

Mr. B.: Thank you. Please stress to her the fact that her phone needs to be turned off and put away in her locker while she is at school.

We’ll see if these calls actually make difference in behavior.  Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t.

My school is one that operates on a “block” schedule. That is, one that has only four classes per day, each of which meet for one hour and twenty-five minutes. Students will take four classes in the fall semester, and then four different classes in the spring. There are some advantages to this schedule (so I’m told), but from my perspective it is a detriment to mathematics education.

In secondary mathematics, the course of study is very sequential — each class building upon skills and ideas from the previous. But what often happens to students in a block schedule is that they will take a math class during the first semester one year and then not take the next course until second semester of the next year. If you do the math, that is a full twelve months that pass with the student not taking a math course. Therein lies the major fault of block scheduling. So much can be, and usually is, forgotten during that “time off” from math.

Recently, the English department at my school has seen the need for ninth graders to take a full year of English classes. They voiced their concerns to the school leadership team and were able to get 9th grade English converted to a full year course, even though every other class remains a one-semester course. I believe the math department is close to accomplishing the same thing for Algebra 2.

Ever since our school implemented block scheduling several years ago, we have seen a decrease in the number of students enrolling in Calculus. I believe this can be attributed to the fact that students are not receiving a “continuous” mathematics education. Even the administrator in charge of the master schedule, a self-proclaimed math phobic, is beginning to see the benefits that would come with teaching Algebra 2 (if not other courses as well) for a full year.

Sometimes I wish that as a teacher I got paid by the hour. Yesterday morning started off with an 8:00am advisory team meeting (as does every Tuesday). An hour later, classes began. After a full day of classes ending at 4:00pm, the faculty had to stay another four and one-half hours. The reason for staying late was that it was our school’s first PTSA meeting of the year, immediately followed by open house. So after sitting through a arduous meeting where no one spoke loud enough to be heard, I had to entertain the parents as they cycled through their children’s classes.

Honestly though, I really do like meeting the parents of my students. It usually gives me quite a bit of insight into what makes them the way they are. Some students look just like their parents, some talk just like their parents, some smell like their parents, and some act like their parents.

Even though I enjoyed meeting the parents that made it out for open house, it was still a darn long day.

Here’s to punching the timeclock!

Here’s a problem that is a good one to give your Algebra 2 students (or anyone who’s interested).

Find the two distinct numbers whose product, quotient, and difference are all equivalent.

[in layman’s terms] Find two different numbers that, when you multiply them, you get the same thing you do when you subtract them or divide them.

I’ll not give the answer in this post. You give it to me in a comment.

Every once in a while, my students will do something that reminds me that yes, they really are capable of deep thought and introspection. On Wednesday of this week, after a Paideia seminar discussion on Covey’s 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, I asked them to take some time and identify some habits that they personally need to develop in order to become more effective young people. I was generally expecting shallow responses and not much thought to be put into it. As I watched them write out their thoughts, I could tell that there was some real cogitating occurring. After I collected and read their responses, I was pleased by what I read.

Here are a few excerpts:

• The trait that I really need to work on is being honest. Honesty is very difficult for me because I’m always scared of what others will think or say about it. The only sure thing I can think of is just to say what I think or how I feel now matter how scared I am of somebody’s reaction.
• I need to be more motivated toward my goals. I could do this by thinking about how my goal is worth the effort to get there.
• I need to be more self-confident. When I do something good, I could tell myself “good job” and if I do something bad, just say “I’ll work on it” instead of telling myself that I can’t do something because in the end I know that I can and I will.
• I need to have better self-esteem. Women don’t like guys with low self-esteem.
• I need to be more patient. To be more effective in this area I can understand other people, and understand that not everything I do in my life will be something I choose to do.
• The habit I need is focus. I chose this because in school I tend to drift off and at home I tend to drift off. Even in my sewing class I tend to drift off. I can get better at this by asking my friends to stop me when I get off task.
• I need to be more proactive. I should create opportunities for myself to get something done instead of waiting for an opportunity to com out of nowhere.
• I need to be a more grateful person. To develop this skill I could become more courteous to people and thankful for the things I have and not the things that I want.
• The main trait that I need to obtain in larger quantities is patience. I need to be more understanding and use a few seconds to solve problems with patience rather than trying to solve problems by harsher means.

I’ve got a student, we’ll call him Mr. Know-it-All, who catches on very quickly to everything in his math class.  He really enjoys learning.  However, the rest of the class is trying to let him speak for them.  For example, if I ask the class a question, no one will bother answering, much less even thinking about the question, because they know that Mr. K-I-A is ready and willing to give an answer (the right one).  I’ve got to nip it in the bud before I lose everyone else.

One thought I’ve had is to let him only ask questions, but not answer any.  I think I’ll try that starting today.  Other thoughts I’ve had are to somehow let him advance at his own pace (a fast one) and not necessarily stay on track with the rest of the class; or to let him work with some of the other students in class who are struggling a bit more.  We’ll see what happens.

Today started off just as every other Monday at school. I was still sleepy and so were the students during my first period class. But like the good teacher that I am, I still found that energy that I knew the students need to see from me. Then, suddenly, my teacher energy met the devilish energy of a student in what became a bigger confrontation than I had planned for so early in the day (I think most of you teachers can attest to the fact that students in first period on Monday morning are generally pretty mellow).

As I was walking around the room, trying my best to be engaging, I spotted a young lady who was engaged in some cell phone usage. Now, she thought by keeping her cell-phone-holding hand in her purse during the text-message conversation that I would not notice the illegal behavior. But we teachers do see (and hear) everything. Feeling generous, I politely told her to put the phone away and start paying attention. This was generous, because I usually would immediately confiscate the phone — as is our school policy. But rather than accept my generosity, the young lady felt obligated to let me know that I was “trippin’” and that she did not have a phone. I asked her what, then, was she text-messaging on in her purse. She said that I must have seen a feminine hygiene product and that by my calling attention to it, I had thoroughly embarrassed her and caused her much grief. I now had no choice, in response to her direct lie and disrespect, to do my duty and confiscate the feminine hygiene product that looked like and lit up like a phone. However, she was well beyond the point of civility and cooperation, and I knew that there was no way that I was going to get that phone. My only choice was to take her to the office and let the higher-ups deal with her (our higher-ups are very supportive of us lowly teachers and I knew that they would handle the situation quickly and severely).

As luck would have it, one of the assistant principles just happened to walk into my room for some completely unrelated reason at the precise moment that the young offender was storming out in anger and “embarrassment.” I couldn’t have planned it better. After a brief conversation with the asst. principle, I was able to go right on with the lesson as if nothing had happened. The girl’s parents, however, had quite a disruption in their day. They had to come down to school for a conference with the principle. In addition to their daughter’s after-school detentions, the parents also grounded her from the cell phone indefinitely.

And to think, all of her grief could have been avoided if she had just said “yes, sir” and put her phone away when I had asked (or “axed”, as they say). *sigh* When will they learn?